Three Men and a Lady

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came
upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the
other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the
strength to cross the river.”

So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able
to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned
twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, “God, please
give me strength and the tools to cross the river.”

So…God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong
legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after
almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
prayed, “God, please give me the strength, the tools and
the intelligence to cross this river.”

So…he was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across
the bridge.

A Few More Things To Ponder About…

1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that
considered a hostage situation?

2. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak?

3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t
live there.

4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

5. Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money
they already know you don’t have?

6. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

7. I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I’d be
gone. I said, “The whole time.”

8. So what’s the speed of dark?

9. War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.

10. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?