Tiga orang budak hitam berjalan-jalan di atas pasir di persisiran sebuah pantai. Tiba-tiba seorang dari mereka tertendang sebiji botol. Beliaupun mengambil botol tersebut. Botol tersebut tertutup rapat dengan penutup gabus. Kesemua mereka kehairanan dan tertanya-tanya apa yang ada di dalam botol tersebut. Lalu salah seorang dari mereka pun membukanya. Terbuka sahaja botol tersebut, keluarlah seekor jin yang amat besar.
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came
upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the
other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the
strength to cross the river.”
So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able
to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned
twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, “God, please
give me strength and the tools to cross the river.”
So…God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong
legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after
almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
prayed, “God, please give me the strength, the tools and
the intelligence to cross this river.”
So…he was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across
the bridge.
1. Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at
only one end.
2. Men’s skin is 20% thicker than womens. That is why men seem
to age slower than women.
3. Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow? Give it a try.
4. Most hampsters blink their eyes independently of each other.
5. There are approximately 250,000 sweat glands in your feet,
and they sweat as much as 8 ounces of moisture per day.
6. A person who is lost in the woods and starving can obtain
nourishment by chewing on his shoes. Leather has enough
nutritional value to sustain life for a short time.
7.When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles
per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a
millionth of a second.
8. Most internet ads are clicked on at 12:00 AM.
9. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in
Renaissance Florence to shave them off.
10. The average human is 1 centimeter taller in the morning
then they are in the evening. Your spine compresses over the
day and decompresses at night.
1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that
considered a hostage situation?
2. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak?
3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t
live there.
4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
5. Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money
they already know you don’t have?
6. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
7. I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I’d be
gone. I said, “The whole time.”
8. So what’s the speed of dark?
9. War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.
10. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
